A Completely Unscientific and Unsupported Explanation for the Apparent Insanity Inherent in All Physics Majors as Noted by a Fellow Physics Major

F and m and q and E
all piling down on top of me
I am crazy going slowly

vectors and the flux of B
then comes in the speed of c
and blossoms our insanity

don't resist, says Faraday
and then electrons come to play
and down the tube they go one way

what is wrong with you, I say
you're like this each and every day
talking to oneself, yet nay

spring and coil and solenoid
my mind's a mental Polaroid
as gravity has that asteroid

that doth make no sense, you say
but Schrodinger had got his way
and the cat just had to stay

--or did it--

I don't know, just am not sure
static on end made the fur
how do you know where they were

I wasn't even in the state
with the quantum or relate
look, it's time to integrate

I got it wrong, crap, walk the Planck
that potential well looks like a tank
with bosons, leptons...I'm all blank

study, huh, what is that
all my grayness, it went splat
as soon as I saw that blame cat

and the grayness moves just like
my thermo bookie says it might
dynamic of its own right

little circles, motion machine
in perpetual it seems
whee, swing and swing and swing and swing

what a poem, so deranged
look at it and it may change

after this, you now know why
that optics book does make us cry

this is what physics does
we're in this major just because
we lost what we once was

Gauss' Law and M&E
Maxwell and that drat kitty
and don't forget the matrices
and nu things that make us B
and Lorentz go slow crazily

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