Humorous Haiku

I have to go now.
It's time to eat some foodage.
Must stop messaging.

Oh, my dragon pen,
How totally cool are you!
But you bite my hand.

Must write Haiku more.
It really opens my mind
And greatly wastes time.

My shoulder dragon
Is purple and so fuzzy--
Scares those hungover.

Physics is so fun!
I don't know why no one else
Masochist like me.

H. Potter Haiku
Seems so very weird to me,
But oh, well, who cares?

Grad school looming near.
I don't know where I will go.
Hang them up; throw darts.