BEHOLD!

The Evil Snowman in all his...uh...glory!

The Evil Snowman's existence began innocently enough: Mom found a recipe for making these cute little snowmen. These snowmen, she decided, would adorn the tabletop during Christmas dinner. She was convinced they were the cutest little things....

Little did she know the horror that would ensue...

...the terror...

...brought by one...innocent little snowman....

(Note the horrific demonic shadow cast by the Evil Snowman.

He just sits there...

...and STARES!

His beady little puffball eyes bore straight into your SOUL!

(Warning: Never look directly at the Evil Snowman.)

All you can do is stare back...

...entranced by his demonic evilness...

...unable to tear your eyes away from his deathly visage....

He may be made of merely a sock, a roll of toilet paper, a styrofoam sphere, some fuzzy puffballs, and a ribbon...

...but the horror that ensues in his presence...

...cannot be stopped!

BEWARE THE EVIL SNOWMAN!

YOU COULD BE NEXT!!