"Sorry, an unknown error has occured. This is probably a bad thing." --- crappy Mac in one of the computer
"What kind of classroom is this anyway? It doesn't have a dictionary!" --- Dave
Speaking of being in a lake too long: "Won't you get raisinized?" -- Renae
"Instead of The little Engine that Could, it should've been The Little Engine that Could Differentiate."
--- Mr. Hartke
"Mike wasn't playin', he was singin'. Or attempting to." --- Brad
"Aztec!" --- Mrs. Houlton
Susanna: "Did you sample the native drink?"
Jaime: "I thought you were going to say 'women'!"
"You've come full circle now. In kindergarden, you napped after lunch, and now in twelfth grade you
still nap after lunch!" --- Mr. Hartke
"...you will be asked to cough up a function..." --- Mr. Hartke
"I don't want to cut my underwear up!" -- Jaime
"But I can't see up your nose!" -- Jen
"Once your legs are sqeezed together and you're ready to pop, then I'll let you go." --- Mrs. Houlton
"...holding [a paper] out like a sacrifice to the tray god." --- Mrs. Houlton
"Here's a cheap example..." --- Mr. Hartke
"Here's a semi-pretty picture of that..." --- Mr. Hartke
"Do you see that brown shoe over there? Could you throw that back, please? Aim at Paul." --- Gretchen
"She was the squeakier wheel, but you'll both get some grease." --- Mr. Hartke
"You are violating the integrity of the equal sign." --- Mr. Hartke
"Look! It's a ravaging protazoa with straight-line winds and quarter-inch hail!" --- Kerry